The minute I get out of bed, my cat somehow teleports directly onto my pillow like he has been waiting for this exact moment all day. Setting aside the hygiene issue and the fact that your little paws have been absolutely everywhere, why are you laying exactly where my face goes?? The disrespect is unreal because I’m not even leaving for the day, I’m gone for approximately 43 seconds and suddenly my spot has been legally claimed. Then when I come back, he looks at me like I’m interrupting HIM in HIS bed. I feed you, I pay rent here, and somehow I’m the guest in this arrangement. The entitlement cats have needs to be studied because no other creature acts this confident while contributing absolutely nothing to the mortgage. #CatOwnerProblems #CatLife #Relatable #FunnyPets #PetHumor